You Caught Feelings Quick; Let Me Coach You On Just How To Lose ‘Em Even Quicker

Oh no oh no oh nooooo. The horrific unthinkable has occurred.

You came across this super dreamy man, in which he ended up being saying/doing/sex-ing ALL JUST THE RIGHT THINGS…

But now he’s quasi-fallen off the real face associated with earth.

Or at least he’s reeeally slowed up within the “making efforts” division.

Maybe he’s more delayed than usual in giving an answer to texts…

Or he’s unexpectedly “super busy” with some evasive “work thing” that doesn’t appear to be infringing on their capacity to always check Facebook 12 times every day or like photos on Instagram…